Fick följande text av min kollega om en tvåårings livsfilosofi:

Toddlers’ 10 property rules

1. If I like it, its mine.
2. If its in my hand, its mine.
3. If I can take it from you, its mine.
4. If I’ve had it for a little while, its mine.
5. If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I’m building or doing something, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks like mine, it’s mine.
8. If I think its mine, its mine.
9. If its left at my house, its mine.
10. If it is yours and I steal it, its mine.

Så fruktansvärt sant, speciellt när det gäller mobil, bilnycklar, plånbok och annat viktigt. Det är nästan stört omöjligt att få tillbaka sakerna.